The Course
The First Galactic Negotiation - English Required!
It's a typical Tuesday morning, and you receive a call. "Pack your bags," they say. "You're going to Area 51 in the USA." Why? Because aliens have landed on earth, and they’ve requested a meeting – in English.
Why English?
Turns out, our friendly neighbourhood aliens have been binge-watching Earth’s TV for years. From 'Shakespeare' to 'Downton Abbey', they’ve chosen English as their preferred language of diplomacy.
The Strangest Diplomatic Mission Ever
1. Communicating Universal Concepts: You’ll need to explain complex human concepts like "love," "war," and "why we keep cats as pets". This isn’t just a language lesson; it’s a crash course in humanity.
2. Humour Across the Stars: Break the ice with interstellar jokes. Will they understand jokes? Is sarcasm a universal language? Your English skills will be put to the ultimate test.
3. Cultural Exchange: Learn about their customs while sharing ours. Teach them to appreciate a good cup of English tea or the thrill of a football match.
4. Negotiating Peace: Discuss terms of intergalactic peace and cooperation. Using clear, precise English, you’ll navigate the fine lines between friendly exchanges and potential misunderstandings.
5. Tech Talk: Translate complex technological discussions. They want to know how our Internet memes work, and you might just get a look at their advanced tech.
Can you save our planet?
Your ability to communicate effectively in English could determine the future of human-alien relations. Best Express English are here to make sure you eliminate those small mistakes - No pressure!
Curriculum
Meet your instructor
Hi, I'm Rebecca, the creative mind and enthusiastic facilitator behind the interactive course "Laugh & Learn English Grammar Bites" and "Turn up & Teach" teachers aid.
How did I get here? I found myself in the midst of an important spelling test at school. Confidently, I wrote down my answers, only to be informed I had misspelled a word. I will never forget how to spell that word as long as I live.
I turned my despair into an obsession for helping students with those little mistakes that slip up in their English, time and time again, no matter how many times you correct them.
My approach is to use memorable facts, rules, or pictures that will stay in your mind long after the lesson is over.
So, whether you're looking to polish up your prepositions or refine or use the perfect tense perfectly, I am here to guide you on your way.
You
"Every block of stone has a statue inside it, and it is the task of the sculptor to discover it."
Michelangelo.
Us
Avoid the horrors of false friends and wrong translations. With us you will learn how to speak English the right way.
We
"Every student of English has an ability inside them, and it is the task of the teacher to discover it."
Rebecca.